Facepalm Media
Facepalm Media — black & white creative studio
Work
Selected Projects
Photography
Through The Lens
A selection of frames — light, motion and texture, in black & white until you look closer.
Latest On The Grid
A live look at what I'm shooting and sharing — follow along @calvingrain.
About
Two Decades
Of Building Things
I'm a web developer with ~20 years in the craft. PHP and JavaScript are home base — Laravel, Vue, Nuxt, Electron and Tauri — with Python and a little Rust in the mix. I build for web, desktop and mobile, self-host my own Linux servers and services, and ship with git, Docker, Figma and the usual stack.
Off the clock: photography, DJing, drawing and painting, and making audio/visual work in Ableton Live and Vegas Pro. Endlessly curious about space, time, history, biology and the human mind — and just as happy with a hammer, wood and metal in hand.
Contact
Let's Talk
Have a project, a problem, or just want to say hi? I read everything.